Why should you have a cat?

1. Cats smell good, do not need to be bathed, and are soft and cuddly.
2. If you allow your cat to go outside, you will have a new mouse every day.
3. Cats love to watch tv, so you will never feel lonely on the couch again.
4. Cats enjoy listening to how your day went, so if you need to unload, cats there.
5. Cats cant take care of themselves, so all you have to do is feed them.
6. Cats do not need to be taken on walks, so you never have to leave the couch!
7. You can dress up your cats to be whatever you want, like a dragon.
8. Cats love to play with toys, so they are perfect for when you are bored.
9. It is a proven fact that cats lower you blood pressure, that means less heart attacks!